I'm here to try out my behavior.

As a kid

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:33:41 -0500

I used to chase rainbow colored lizards around St Lucia, throw sticks at them, and watch their tails...

Today

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:08:00 -0500

I had a moment where I genuinely thought I was Sheryl Crow. And I was like “why am I sitting...

Known fact:

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:07:44 -0500

Magic Johnson will die of old AIDS.

LISTS

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:53:00 -0600

Just came across a list of things I needed thought I needed for the apartment, dated...

We all want nice things. We all get a paycheck. This is what I’ve done or will do with mine.

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:36:00 -0600

The last paycheck was for vintage petticoat linens and shams. The paycheck before that was for a the...

Oh the weather outside is...

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 10:06:48 -0600

whiskey. Bet you thought I’d say “weather.”

On Sharing Recipes

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:22:00 -0500

Why do people have to write “Enjoy!” at the end of a recipe? If I ever share a recipe...

Dear Diary-

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 11:16:00 -0500

I’m sooo hungover. My legs hurt. That’s how I can tell. They’re all achy like...

DIS IS NUTS!

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:54:00 -0500

Do you know about nuts? Do you know that they grow on trees? Tree nuts. That’s right, nuts...

Critical Thinking for Amateur Fort Builders

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 11:12:00 -0500

First of all, let me say, that 3-year-olds love forts. They just love that shit. Recently, I was...

Today's tha day...

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 10:55:02 -0500

you try to walk in the shape of a horse. Just do it. You’ll be glad you did.

My Life in Soups: For the past month or two I’ve been...

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:06:00 -0500

My Life in Soups: For the past month or two I’ve been documenting the soups I eat in a pie chart. Enjoy.

FUCK YOU MAYONNAISE HATERS

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:16:38 -0500

That is all.

Marissa's Margins: #ohmygatsby

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:34:00 -0500

I’m packing up my shit at my parent’s and moving next week. Currently, I’m writing...

So this happened...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:28:00 -0500

via text on my way to Los Angeles this past weekend Marissa: dude i just had the most bizarre sitch...

New Game!

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:28:00 -0500

Come up with diseases/ailments that incorporate a first...

Never go to sleep with a hang nail. Always keep nail clippers next to your bed.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:38:46 -0500

Never go to sleep with a hang nail. Always keep nail clippers next to your bed.

Friends Wanted

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:25:00 -0500

I’m not too picky and I think I’m pretty easy to get along with. We don’t have to have a ton in...

All Grown Up

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:56:50 -0500

Today. At 3:30pm. I ate ice cream for lunch. And THAT’S the best part about being an adult.

Serious Back Issues

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:27:54 -0500

Help! I’m drowning in my New Yorkers. I may have subscribed for a year, maybe two—ACCIDENTALLY. And...